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Real raccoon paw keychains · Each one of one

I carry the claw.

A genuine preserved raccoon paw on a metal key ring. Five claws. One owner. You will never again wonder which keys are yours.

$28 or any two for $36 · Free US shipping
Choose your paw Watch it in motion
Close-up of a preserved raccoon paw with five pale claws, on a wooden desk
Live footage. Unretouched.

Now open · The holiday collection

Deck the halls. Claw the season.

The Cream put on a hat. The Founder recorded a holiday greeting. There is snow. Bring your sound.

Enter the Christmas shop →

The current collection

Choose your paw.

Every paw is listed on its own. The one in the photos is the one you get. $28 each, any two for $36.

Free shipping to US addresses, except California. Ships in 2–4 business days.

In motion

See the actual product.

Unedited phone videos of a real Club keychain. No studio, no stand-in, no retouching.

01 The claws, up close
02 On the ring, in hand

Membership privileges

What the Club gets you.

Membership begins at checkout. There are no dues, no meetings, and no card. We checked: none of this is exaggerated.

  • Always know which keychain is yours

    In a pile of keys, one of them has a raccoon foot. That one is yours.

  • Find your keys by touch

    Reach into a coat pocket or a dark bag. Five claws. There is no mistaking it.

  • Nobody borrows your keys

    People who casually grab keys tend to stop when they meet fur.

  • A conversation starter

    And, when needed, a conversation ender. You decide which.

  • One of one

    You pick the exact paw. Nobody else on earth has it.

  • Zero maintenance plan

    No charging, no app, no updates. Keep it dry and it keeps doing its one job.

Membership rite

Take the pledge.

Membership begins at checkout. It becomes solemn when you take the pledge, led by the Founder in his own voice. About four minutes. You get a certificate.

Begin the ceremony

Member remarks

What members might say.

Sample reviews We wrote these ourselves, as jokes. Real customer reviews will replace them once real customers exist.

The fine print, in large print

We joke. We don’t lie.

It is

  • A real preserved raccoon paw
  • Fitted with a metal key ring
  • Exactly the paw in its photos
  • Shipped free to US addresses

It is not

  • Proven to bring luck
  • A toy, or a pet chew
  • Resin, plastic, or a replica
  • Shipped to California or outside the US

Questions

Asked, answered.

Something else on your mind?

Your keys deserve a paw.

Choose your paw · $28