Membership rite · About four minutes
Take the pledge.
The Founder will lead you through the ceremony in his own voice. When a line appears in brass, say it out loud, then tap “I said it.”
- Turn your sound on. Captions run the whole way through.
- Alone is fine. Witnesses are welcome.
- A claw in hand is traditional, not required.
The opening
The Founder
Your turn · say it out loud
Let it be so
Welcome, member.
Your name, for the record. It goes on your certificate and nowhere else. We don’t save it or send it anywhere.
Officially recorded, by you
Your certificate.
A novelty certificate. Membership is lifelong and grants no legal rights, powers, or luck. All claws bite.